gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast
if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”